The Gardener Speaks

... or even types, yes indeed.

Muses - Hmmm, I seem to have started a Blog.

So Burglary! eh? what is it? where is it? and how do you not catch it?

Well its where chaps wearing best gloves nip into your castle, whilst your out earning an honest crust and wander off in an organised way with your big heavy expensive 100htz TV and lovely, *sigh* lovely separates Hi Fi system.

Whereabouts currently unknown but it was partying at my house about lunchtime yesterday.

My advice.. wear a mask, who knows it may help!

Lets just hope the Insurance co dont quibble about me leaving the back window ajar, oops!

They wern't bright though, *sigh*.. left my £200 + Oakleys that were right next to the pot full of assorted coinage.. but took the coinage.. no taste obviously.

The Jungle drums are rolling and the village elders are now very jumpy. expect random burnings of lost teenagers in Epping Forest very shortly. Me? I'm buying a Lion, natch!

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